I think I'm hilarious. I probably am, but I'll let you be the judge of that.

Originally from Manhattam
Currently living in Paris.

obviously-oblivious-signals:

When people open their mouths and the topic is irrelevant to the discussion.

(Source: the-narddog)

(Source: holidayfrumreal)

(Source: taxed)

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: v-route)

rose water has become my lifeblood. I love this product, especially when it’s homemade.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

coolator:

This Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant is my new hero

k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS