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    tyleroakley:

    Justin has a vision in the airport.

    He knows what’s gone.

    He knows what must be brought back.

    Sexy.

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    tyleroakley:

    SEEMS LEGIT.

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    This is kept in a small book next to my bed and is periodically updated when new rules are needed or noticed. They are both official rules and mere observations. Some are obviously serious, some obviously not, and most only apply to men. Have a sense of humor about them and don’t get bent out of shape; they are meant to be fun. My personal favorites, since they came out of hilarious situations, are 3, 10, 13, 16, and 19.
    1. No gay, once outed, may ever go back in the closet. Ever.
    2. Fag Hags/Fruit Flies/Queer Deers/Beards/Etc. have special status in the friend hierarchy above all other straight people, but generally below other gay people.
    3. The gay group of friends is unified in its level of gayness according to the gayest person in the group, or according to the gayest person someone in the group has knowingly been allowed to date for more than a month.
    4. One gay may check out another gay in the group, in 1 night, according to the formula: n = [(y+2)-x]+p ; n = the number of times you can look, y = number of years you have known the person, x is the number of times you have awkwardly hooked up, and p is the hotness of the gazer on a 1-10 scale
    5. In order to create stability in the community, a gay friend is off limits for physical intimacy for two weeks after his latest break up. The resulting drama from breaking this rule is acknowledged as catastrophic.
    6. Conversations regarding top/bottom are taboo in group discussion, except for the purposes of making breeders feel uncomfortable.
    7. All gays are assumed closeted in front of their family, co-workers, or childhood friends, unless told otherwise.
    8. After having met another gay once, all other greetings require a hug. Only odor or extreme physical revulsion exempts this.
    9. A group of exclusively gay men under 4 people shall never split a check.
    10. Older gays may call younger gays “kid,” but this forbids any future physical contact.
    11. Once a gay has known a breeder for 3 months, the gay may not hit on the breeder, unless the breeder’s sexuality is in question.
    12. In order to preserve its power, the “gay gasp” may only be used once per day, or in extreme circumstances.
    13. A gay may be expelled from a group for not meeting minimum hygiene and style requirements, which need not be explicitly stated.
    14. A gay may never use a Beard without the Beard having knowledge of the situation.
    15. If it goes in, it counts.
    16. Instances where one, more stereotypically masculine gay is eclipsed by the gay-ness of a so-called “flamer” and made to look straight by comparison shall be termed a “negaytion”. Example: “Dude, Chase is gay? I had no idea. Next to John, he’s completely negayted.”
    17. Weather or other environmental factors are never excuses for looking terrible.
    18. All gay groups have an Alpha Gay, the one gay in the group that everyone wants to sleep with and accordingly listens to. All non-unified clusters of gays have a Puppet Master, whose level of hotness allows him to manipulate all other gays in his immediate vicinity.
    19. It shall be understood that in instances where more than 6 gays are staying overnight in a confined area, sex of some kind is highly probable and permissible.
    20. All gay men with the name Ben are presumed douches until proven friendly, experience having taught us that caution is necessary.
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